The fine folks at Kotaku has unloaded another news gem of an upcoming game. It’s called Chuck Norris Bring On The Pain and it involves Chuck Norris, famous for the long-running internet memes, beating the s*** out of bad guys such as Fidel Castro and Kim Jong-il to save POWs from Cambodia and save America from invasion. Who needs a coherent plot when it’s him letting his fists do all the talking? Even Gameloft, the developers for this project, dubs it as a "hilarious dive into the life of the legend – martial arts action, denimclad justice, and going commando!" The game is laid out as an old-school beat-em-up, and the nifty feature of taking pictures of your friends and turning them into enemies in the game.
Fact: I don’t know if my phone can contain this much awesomeness, because as soon as I load this up, the game will literally kill it from his pixelated fists. Not even Jack Bauer has a game concept this simple and cool. And by cool, I mean totally sweet.