This week, on 10th March 2010, Carlos Ray Norris hit the milestone age of 70, thereby allowing him to claim for higher social security benefits as an elderly citizen. And ride the bus for free.
To celebrate his birthday, here are five facts about the man.
5. Chuck Norris has played Duke Nukem Forever.
4. When Chuck Norris downloads content off Xbox Live. Microsoft pays him.
3. The video game Doom is loosely based around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Chuck Norris and forgot to pay him back.
2. Chuck Norris doesn’t teabag people. Chuck Norris potato sacks them.
1. The Sega Dreamcast didn’t fail. Chuck Norris killed it.