Friday Fives – Video Game Chuck Norris Facts

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j. wartooth
— Friday, March 12th, 2010 @3:50 PM
Posted in Friday Fives

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This week, on 10th March 2010, Carlos Ray Norris hit the milestone age of 70, thereby allowing him to claim for higher social security benefits as an elderly citizen. And ride the bus for free.

To celebrate his birthday, here are five facts about the man.

5. Chuck Norris has played Duke Nukem Forever.

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4. When Chuck Norris downloads content off Xbox Live. Microsoft pays him.

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3. The video game Doom is loosely based around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Chuck Norris and forgot to pay him back.

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2. Chuck Norris doesn’t teabag people. Chuck Norris potato sacks them.

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1. The Sega Dreamcast didn’t fail. Chuck Norris killed it.

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    May 13, 2011 at 9:42 pm

    I have this exact same problem too. Since I have bangs and long hair that is curly, I usually straighten with my flat iron but when I’m lazy I find that if you towel it till it’s almost dry and then style it so that it isn’t lying in curls (using a conditioner and pulling it straight kind of helps), it tends to dry that way and then it doesn’t look so bad. However if you want your bangs to be stick straight you really should get a dryer or a straightening iron. :D

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  7. C. Williams says:
    March 13, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    Recent video of real Chuck Norris pushing down the earth (NO JOKE!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Eo-TbivU4

    It was recommended to me by a friend to put on my toilet Chuck’s new “Official Chuck Norris Fact Book” and watch what happens. Every guest I have over is laughing from the bathroom. No joke! Every toilet in America needs one on it. Awesome caricature drawings too in each of the 101 entries. See and check out a few examples at http://books.google.com/books?id=cR6aJxgj21IC&dq=Official+ Chuck+NOrris+Fact+Book&printsec=frontcover&source=bl&ots=j2 P9WpmK9g&sig=x2NIugkPLY5EcsbHW6WTdFDnts&hl=en&ei=wzkfS7zWCc KWtgfkkKCbCg&sa=X&oi=bookresult&ct=result&resnum=2&ved=0CA4 Q6AEwATgK#v=onepage&q=&f=false

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  8. Tristan Toh says:
    March 13, 2010 at 12:25 am

    #5 and #4 were pretty funny,but the rest just failed.I think the hot spell’s drying up Jimmy’s creativity well.

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  9. Random reader says:
    March 12, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    So lame and patronizing…why not scrap this Friday Fives if you ain’t got time to do up a proper one?

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    • another random reader says:
      March 12, 2010 at 11:12 pm

      I thought these were pretty funny. Cut him some slack, not every week needs to be a full, drawn out article.

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