You get thrown into jail, and a guy busts you out. What do you do? Serve as his lackey, of course.
While I wouldn't say that Apple's new Maps on iOS 6 is bad, it isn't necessarily good (it took me to a Chinese physician for Chinese food). There are, however, some solutions out there to ease the pain.
Did you know that the airport security in American airports confiscates fours guns a day? That's probably not as crazy as this game gets.