This Week In Releases/Titles: Hamtaro This Ain’t

G-Force (Every System Out There)

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If there’s one thing the game industry doesn’t need, it’s movie license games that suckers a lot of old grannies and aunties into buying it for their unwitting children wanting to play something that’s of better value. Having said that, G-Force kinda has a nice setting; you play a gadget-laden hamster fighting robotic appliances. If only they weren’t obnoxiously voiced by big-name celebrities.

Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 1+2 (Xbox 360, PS3 as well)

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Hey, are you even listening? WE DON’T NEED NO MORE OF THIS…….ah screw it. Here, you control Rorsharch and Nite Owl in a button-mashing beat-em-up that’s in 3D. Nothing more, nothing less. Can’t believe this was a full-fledged feature on a renowned mag like EGM. But what do we know? We have 3-issues strategy guide feature’s worth all for a friggin’ MMO patch.

Little King’s Story (Wii)

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Here’s a little something different: a simulation: an RTS/RPG game where you manage a city while fighting off dungeon hordes and boses. Kinda like Anno 1404 with JRPG in it.

That’s it for this week. Shadow Complex & the Turtles In Time remake can’t come soon enough. Meanwhile, I’ve been playing Sacred II on the consoles, and boy do I have a stunning revelation in the form of a quick essay coming this week.

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